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Brian Batten, Please STFU
There have been so many clueless op-ed pieces about hip-hop in my lifetime, it's damn hard for them to really get my dander up anymore. But this one (sent to me by Jeff Chang) really is brutal. If you have any feedback for this guy, or just want to illustrate for him that hip-hop fans don't necessarily speak like the jive-talking grandma from "Airplane", please e-mail him at bebatten@naplesnews.com.
Brent Batten: Why the Hip-Hop Winterfest in Collier went bust
An explanation of Saturday's abortive Hip-Hop Winterfest 2003 at the Collier County Fairgrounds, written for fans of the genre. (As a public service, the English translation is provided.)
Yo, dis here be the fo'-one-one on the show y'all, from the home boy dat was pimpin' it.
(Attention, here is the latest information on the show, as provided by the concert organizer.)
See, da brotha had some phat new school playaz lined up. Cris was in da house but 5-0 came down hard, wit Macs an' dogs sniffin fo' bud so da peeps all bailed.
(The promoter had assembled an impressive lineup of popular hip-hop artists, featuring headline act Ludacris, but a heavy police presence, complete with guns and drug-sniffing dogs, deterred many would-be attendees.)
Home slice was gettin' Cris at his crib when he gets a dime sayin' there's a sitch at the show. 'Fo he gets back to the areous, all the boyz and shorties rolled. So he's like, "This is wack."
(A representative of concert promoter Mojo Entertainment, who declined to give his name, said he went to the hotel where Ludacris was staying to bring him to the fairgrounds. While there, he received a phone call indicating there was a problem. He declined to go into specifics, but said by the time he got back, the concert had been shut down and everyone had left. "We've done shows in many cities and never encountered a situation like this," the nameless spokesman said.)
And it goes on and on from there.. ugh.
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Home slice? HOME SLICE?
'nuff said....
Posted by: nOva at December 10, 2003 2:06 AM
aha ha ha... tha's some funny ass shit. i'm laughing my ass off. i guess it wouldn't be that funny if he said it in a room full of black people. It's still pretty funny though. I mean... look at the guy. He's like a cross between Joe Isuzu and Regis Philbin. he has no clue.
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