Boo Da Doo Dweee, Da Doo Da, Doo Dwee.

Loon, who I had forgotten even existed, just got arrested for attempted murder. If anyone cares. David from the New Orleans Real World also got busted, for a far less serious but perhaps more embarrassing charge.

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In case there was any doubt the Hip-Hop Summit is just one big catch-all photo op, this latest one will feature Michael and Janet Jackson, "a host of NBA, NFL and WWE athletes," and probably Bruce Vilanch.

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Eminem may want to buy MJ's Neverland Ranch? There's a joke here somewhere but I don't have time to find it.

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Bush's Press Secretary Scott McClellan once again showed he ain't half as smooth as Ari Fleischer, when got roasted at this press conference, by the great Helen Thomas and others.

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Someone has done a satire of the Jayson Williams site I mentioned earlier.

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Canada is mad at Conan, and they have a really good reason (for me to poop on). Actually I didn't see the show so I can't judge.