Stephin Merritt Making Jack White Sound Like Greg Tate

Since I have no time to blog right now, I will now resort to stealing other people's entries in their entirety. Today's victim: Michael Angelo Matos.

Stephin Merritt in old, out of it, and talking out his ass shockah. "OutKast is boring music for suburban teenagers"--yes, and the Magnetic Fields is boring music for their older siblings who fancy themselves intellectual because they read half a magazine piece by David Foster Wallace.

Other choice Merritt quote: "Beyoncé is not famous for her songs, she’s famous for that outfit." Dude. It's okay to be out of the loop. As long as you don't try to talk like you're in the loop. Then it gets embarrassing.

Sidenote: Does Sasha actually own this? If so he should probably not invite me to his house, cuz things might happen.