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May 10, 2004

This Week on Queer Eye for the Strapped Guy

I don't usually post non-stories like this, but there's one sentence in here I can't resist:

Scuffle erupts during surprise 50 Cent appearance

[Blah blah blah, shoving match at a concert, probably wouldn't be "news" if there was no rapper involved]

Security guards had frisked the rapper and his entourage behind the stage; the rapper was wearing a Gucci holster, but the weapon it held fired only rubber pellets, Barrasso said.

[Blah blah someone got shot in the same neighborhood as the concert, and even though there's no evidence it's related to the show we will toss it in because as every journalist knows, any crime that occurs within a 5 mile radius of a rapper is "rap-related"]

Okay nevermind the bollocks, where can I buy one of these holsters?? Nothing says "keeping it real" like a Gucci Rubber Pellet Gun Holster.

Posted by jsmooth995 at May 10, 2004 12:48 AM

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