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August 13, 2004

I'm George W. Bush, and I Approved This Bulls**t

Bush's new campaign ad: "I can't imagine the great agony of a mom or a dad having to make the decision about which child to pick up first on September 11th"

Atrios' reponse: I want to hear about the agony of 7 minutes reading "The Pet Goat" after your chief of staff whispers "Amerca is under attack" in your ear.

Also note what Bush says next, and read it carefully: "We cannot hesitate. We cannot yield. We must do everything in our power to bring an enemy to justice, before they hurt us again."

Bring an enemy to justice. I'm not gonna specify which enemy, and I'm damn sure not gonna specify any enemies that were actually connected with 9/11, since we haven't been focused on that at all in the last couple of years. But hopefully you won't be listening closely, and you'll assume that's what I meant. We're the GOP, and we bank on your stupidity!

(Laura Bush creeped me out, sitting there stone-faced the whole time. I was waiting for her to chime in with a "yeahhhh boyeeeeee!" or something. Also, why does George sound so mush-mouthed whenever he says the word "message," like he's been hitting the bottle?)

Posted by jsmooth995 at August 13, 2004 1:47 AM

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