November 4, 2005

Kevin Federline's Rap




You know what's really sad? This is still better than "My Humps" .

(plus you gotta give him a few points for the pronunciation of paparazzi as "pavarotti")

Track from Kevin Federline's album posted on the Internet

The dawn of Kevin Federline's hip-hop career has begun, though it remains to be seen if it will last past breakfast.

A track by Federline was posted on the Internet by Disco D, the producer of his upcoming album, "The Truth," to be released next year.

Though the song has since been taken off Disco D's Web site, it has popped up elsewhere, giving a glimpse of Mr. Britney Spears' rhyming, um, abilities.

"Back then, they called me K-Fed, but you can call me Daddy instead," he intones in the chorus of "Y'all Ain't Ready..."

Posted by jsmooth995 at November 4, 2005 10:01 PM
Comments

awesome. I can't wait for this.

Posted by: jeff at November 5, 2005 12:21 AM

I blinded my dog when I heard "My Humps" for the first time.

Posted by: Ben at November 5, 2005 9:30 AM

Shit, what isn't better than "My Humps"? That's probably the worst song ever associated with hip-hop. I defy anyone to find a worst one. You can't.

Posted by: Ooooooh at November 5, 2005 2:11 PM

K Fed in da hizzouse! hahahah

Posted by: fubabee at November 5, 2005 2:52 PM

Whos is "My Humps" by?

Posted by: manuel at November 6, 2005 10:12 AM

Wow, K Fed being produced by hollertronix. It's like a Ferrari with a Geo engine. Seriously, this guy it a total tool.

Posted by: Stephanie_B at November 6, 2005 2:07 PM

This is a fuckin joke! He's just as sorry as Britney. It goes to show that they are both meant for each other.

Posted by: Sonia at November 6, 2005 6:30 PM

Whos is "My Humps" by?

Satan.

Posted by: Jay Smooth at November 6, 2005 7:18 PM

Black Eyed Puhlease.

Posted by: AG at November 7, 2005 1:04 AM

Jay:

Seriously, what is your beef wtih Black Eyed Peas? I agree, they rode a half-naked white bimbo and some pop-rap tunes to stardom after their first two albums didn't sell.

But really now ... why are you so bent out of shape? It's music for bubble-gum teens, not hip-hop purists. And it's not like Fergie is pretending she's gangsta. So, they sold out. Who cares?

Posted by: Joe Grossberg at November 7, 2005 12:17 PM

Wow, who ever likes thing song should die. Right now.

Posted by: Passage at November 7, 2005 12:46 PM

WTF was that? I feel so dirty, I need to go clean my ears out. Should we feel sorry for him or make fun??

Posted by: Alicia Gentry at November 7, 2005 1:42 PM

Hey Joe,
Theoretically I can't argue what you're saying, but really... have you ever HEARD "My Humps"? I mean, blaring at you in Virgin Buy-This-Or-Die-Tryin' Megastore, and you're trying to figure out where the hell the Latin section is so you can by a CD for your Mom's birthday and all you're hearing is "My HUMPs, my HUMPs my HUMPs my HUMPs, my lovely little LUMPs..."

I think I almost understood the mind of a suicide bomber that day....

Posted by: Kami at November 7, 2005 2:10 PM

Yeah seriously, lol.. I have no beef with BEP, what we're discussing here is My Humps..

Actually it sounds like you have more beef with BEP than I do, Joe :) I never had any issue with Fergie joining the group, and have never considered them sellouts (don't really believe in the concept of "sellouts" in general) ..but then again I didn't like their first two albums either.

But dude i'm just saying... My humps. My lovely lady lumps.

Posted by: Jay Smooth at November 7, 2005 4:21 PM

Funny, I always thought if you were a lady and you found a lump, you were supposed to see a doctor immediately...
:D

Posted by: kami at November 7, 2005 4:25 PM

dude those lyrics are so unsexy they practically ruin the very concept of sexiness for me. They should play that song for priests to keep them celibate.

Posted by: Jay Smooth at November 7, 2005 4:36 PM

Kevin embodies the downfall of real hip hop. Real hip hop rhymes about inner city urban life, social issues, and issues of REALITY. Kevin rhymes about fashion, and tries to use hip hop to promote his status. No doubt this will finally fixate hip hop with pop music in popular culture. God! listen to some real music: "If you can make it through the night theres the light of day, it'll be alright if you hold on, lifes a struggle every day got to roll on." ~Tupac.

Hmm... I read an article that said he could be the next eminem, GIVE ME A BREAK!! Have you listened to the first eminem album? He rhymes about being regected as a kid, bullied, beaten, and how he got into drugs. He was successful because he paralleled the more common struggle of many black artists, including gang life, while staying in a uniquely white context. (note the trailor trash image presented in 8 mile)

Eminem appealed to a degree of reality, truth, and ideas. As did Tupac, Nas, Mathematik, etc. Kevin Fredrick appeals to riding out hip hop as fashion and popularity. That is why I believe he will be embraced by the same teeny bopping conformist crowd that likes britany spears, and will be laughed at by the real, genuine hip hop community they all impersonate. The real hip hop community offers real issues, with a basis in real lifestyle.

The next eminem? no, the next vanilla ice is more likely.

dan the man.

p.s. I am white, and would like to add the fact that we're not all cultural leeches over here!

Posted by: dan freilich at November 7, 2005 7:56 PM

Kevin Federlein is a no talent ass clown. The only reason we've even heard of this sorry SOB is because he's nailing Brittney Spears. When her 48 hour marriage to that low class hill billy didn't work, she went out and found the next best uneducated, no talent wanna be she could get her hands on. Without even hearing the album I'll tell you right now it's gonna defy physics, because it's gonna suck AND blow.

Posted by: DawgPound at November 8, 2005 3:12 PM

I agree with all of you, My Humps sucks ass, Kevin Federline or whatever the f#ck his name is an utter c#nt. Vanilla Ice would shit all over him and thats saying something. On another note have you all heard of that dope ass white rapper Snow, he did that tune Informer, now that shit is pretty fly for a white guy.

Posted by: EnglandRepresent at November 9, 2005 12:39 AM

If i was White i would hide my head in shame! Man i cant wait to see Eminem video ripping this no talent bastard! Man to call him a wigger would be too nice!! He set back white people forty years!

Posted by: Tienzu23 at November 9, 2005 6:40 AM

lol funny sh!t!!! K-Fed is a f#ucken ass hole.

Posted by: kitty-licious at November 9, 2005 9:31 AM

Um, Eminem sucks, k Fed sux
after em's last album he should just hang it up
I see a Rabbit K Fed collabo. They could call it 8 1/4 miles
Maybe they can battle over who's really the baddest man to follow Vanilla Ice.

Posted by: WINE - 0 at November 9, 2005 11:25 AM

Dude this guy could be a piece of shit but phuck dude, they wouldn't be signing him and shit if they didn't feel he is going to be some sort of shiznit on the mic. He could surprise everyone. If he goes platinum all yall on here will be kissin his ass! But hey he might suck ass we have to wait and find out before we make judge ments, The first leak could be a joke to fool everyone... I head his contract wuz pretty big so give him a chance idiots...

Posted by: Big C at November 9, 2005 11:26 AM

One of the worst bits of music I've ever heard. It's a disgrace that no-talent idiots like this can become famous and make money for no damn reason . . . wtf. Some good comments btw.

Posted by: Dagomar at November 9, 2005 12:09 PM

OMG! wtf was that i just listened to?! Mr. spears is just white trailer trash, can't wait to hear some of the late night jokes when this thing gets released.

great comments by the way guys, some had me LMAO!

Posted by: MIchele at November 9, 2005 1:18 PM

I think its so sad that he would even label himself as a rapper. Britney is really naive bc she is allowing him to waste all her money and ruin her status. On the other hand, Eminem as much as I don't like him has got skills. I too agree that he needs to leave the industry, but as long as we have teens around he will still have a market. I truely hope that Britney gets herself a divorce before this album, if you can call it that, drops.

Posted by: Leo at November 9, 2005 1:40 PM

Kevin Federline is a lame, lame prick. I felt embarassed when I heard that hurting track and I think my face is still red. I dont think any pavorotti will chase him anymore.

Posted by: Young Anders at November 9, 2005 2:17 PM

all of ya haters need to kick back and give Kevin a try. Maybe he will be good maybe he won't. Just cause they seem trailer trash don't mean they suck.

Posted by: Veronica at November 9, 2005 2:51 PM

The only thing k-fed has going for him is Brits labia

Posted by: Joe ballonknot at November 9, 2005 4:31 PM

Wow, where to begin.
This song is horrible, the track and everything behind it isnt extremely bad but the lyrics are childish and unintelligent.
The only reason "K-Fed" is anything in our big bad music world is because he left his pregnant wife and his 2 year old daghter to be with Britney Spears.
The tabloids MADE this man and reality will break this man.

and about the "my humps" being the worste EVER, come on have you not actually listened to "K-Feds" song?
if not that than how about anything by Gwen Stephanie?

Posted by: LetsGetReal at November 10, 2005 12:29 AM

MY GOD!!!!
THE WORLD REALLY IS COMING TO AN END-I GUESS WE CAN SAY GOODBYE TO REAL MUSIC 4 EVER-OPTO

Posted by: OPTO at November 10, 2005 4:28 AM

Dude you people are dumb idiots. Do you have a hot ass girlfriend like britney spears? Do you have a recording contract? He was able to do both, so the real truth is he dont suck, all yall suck! Think about what i just said, he has a lot going for him, guys should be envying him not being jelouse idiots! from now on post why you are better than him in any way, if your not better than him shut your mouth. And remember if he goes platinum thats all that matters not your dumb shit comments while hes counting bank funds!!!!!

Posted by: big c at November 10, 2005 10:58 AM

haha snow is garbage.....god.....theres a tonne of good white rappers...eyedea,eminem,aesop rock,sage fracis, apathy....ha snow..thats funny shit

Posted by: Kehmak at November 10, 2005 10:44 PM

Iam going to call Vanilla Ice right now, and tell him to kick this hillbilly K-fed ass, before he decides to make a movie or something.

Posted by: phukem at November 11, 2005 3:10 AM

Well, what do we know about K-Fed? He's not our cousin or our brother, or our uncle... hahah!!!
dan freilich way to go on the comments, totally agree with you.

Did anyone else notice that Mr. Spears if off about a 1/2 beat the entire time?? And who wrote those lyrics?

This disgrace goes to show you that you don't have to have common sense when you are rich, or at least when you have a rich wife.

This one should have stayed underground... 6 ft to be exact.

Posted by: Sara at November 11, 2005 9:14 AM

your kno im not gonna hate its ok only if he can get dr.dre or someone to make his beats or somthing lmao its ok not bad but not good lmao hes jokes still but i really dont think he cares hes got money and he knows that he can do wat he wants so overall K-FED LMAO KEEP DOIN YOUR THING

Posted by: hahahah mike at November 11, 2005 6:04 PM

My Humps? if its on the radio and as bad as everyone is sayin on here I would bet my entire family's life that it has a hand clap for a snare. Because if you look at rap music from when it was legit, honored and respected- from its inception pretty much up until 96, 97 or so, you could make a fair assessment of the talent and quality of the artist by listening to the beat. things like a thumpin' kick drum and a crackin, previously unheard snappin' snare drum were money and people respected you for that. Yo did not here drum machine hand claps used for snare drums EVER after the advent of sampling. Take a listen to the radio these days. EVERY SINGLE RAP SONG USES A HAND CLAP FOR A SNARE DRUM!!! How embarassing for those that take this music seriously. What a shame. What happened to requiring talent to make music. Oh yeah, this is america, people will buy whatever they are told to buy, regardless if its doo doo. Keep up the good work all you so called rap artists, you're making all the people that realized and truly loved what was so great about this music/culture so very proud. frrrnt.

Posted by: getthehater at November 11, 2005 6:29 PM

Sacred Hoop, Luke Sick and Vrse Murphy.

Posted by: getthehater at November 11, 2005 6:33 PM

big c your posts are making me laugh more than the k-fed thing, were idiots because we should "envy" him instead of "being jealous of him?" hahahahaha who are you to be calling anyone an idiot? and nobody gives a shit about the fact that this dude has money (that is britney's) and is married to britney, that has nothing to do with this, what were supposed to dig his horrible rapping because he has money???? this is a disgrace to rap i bet his baby could write better rhymes for him! these are so weak i really dont think ive ever heard worse rhymes. they arte some of the dumbest shit ive ever subjected myself to. him having a record contract doesnt have anything to do with talent these days everyone knows that. pleeeeeeaaaase dont let this wack shit out k-fed!! pleeeeeaaaase

Posted by: likin real music at November 13, 2005 1:19 AM

I will post why I am better than "K-Fed."

1) He is a piece of shit. I am not.
2) He is married to Britney Spears, who is no longer hot by ANY means. I am not.
3) He could beat a preschooler in a rap battle, yet he tries to rap. I can't rap, so I don't try.
4) He made literally the worst piece of "rap" music I have ever in my entire life.
5) He calls himself "K-Fed."
6) He is the essence of a douchebag.
7) He is a tool.
8) He is known simply because of Britney Spears and tabloids. This does not make him famous and does not make people like him.
9) Did I mention that he is a piece of shit who can't rap?

Posted by: JB at November 14, 2005 12:00 PM

They say you shouldn't kick a fresh turd on a hot day, also that you can't shine a turd. This man is the epitome of both these sayings.

Posted by: m fernandez at November 14, 2005 1:25 PM

Daddy K may well serve hot crow to his naysayers...easily could go dbl plat in novelty sales alone...takin it all to the bank to bail out the Britster when she busts! Ya'll aint ready...

Posted by: Real Mcoy at November 14, 2005 1:48 PM

JB and likin real music, All I can say is this "remember if he goes platinum thats all that matters not your dumb shit comments while hes counting bank funds"!!!!! Every artist has haters, it just depends on if he has a bunch of fans or not, if his shit dont sell then you can run you mouth, if you talk shit about him before it just means your dumb and jelous, cuz you don't have to like his music, not everybody likes the same artist. If he goes number 1 on trl every one making jelouse comments will look even more foolish, if you were him you would do the same thing if your stuff sells. So you really do have to wait until he realeses a single or has his cd out to find out, not a partial internet leak. So technically a cd is only shit if it flops SALES WISE! REMEBER THAT!!!!!

Posted by: Big C at November 15, 2005 10:34 AM

likin real music, I never said you were supposed to dig his music, don't quote me on lies! I guess what I don't like the little interent leak either I think it sucks, but it doesn't matter, like i say why sit on here and be jelouse and an idiot hater, it only matters if his shit sells or not, its a buisness. So untill you find out that your all dumb litterally!

Posted by: big c at November 15, 2005 11:00 AM

Fuck K-Fed and his music

Posted by: Eminem at November 15, 2005 5:27 PM

his music is SOOOOOOO gay so is he

1 he is a free loader
2 he's a man hoar
3 he thinks he can rap

Posted by: d. s at November 16, 2005 10:59 PM

All I got to say is he needs to stop and get a job. OH yeah I forgot Britney Is the babymomma and the one with the money.

Posted by: sbizzie at November 17, 2005 3:59 PM

hey kevin i think you should dervoice britney and get another sexy black woman.

Posted by: Glamours at November 17, 2005 11:07 PM

K-fed really does have talent. Fuck you if you don't agree. I'll be buying his album for me and everyone I know and I don't even like rap music.

Posted by: Glenn at November 18, 2005 12:35 AM

No, "My Humps" is WAY better than this crap. Who told him he could rap? Or is he possesed?

Posted by: Claire at November 19, 2005 2:11 PM

it doesnt matter that he married brittany if he cant hold on to her.i really hope he hide some of that money and didnt just blow it on a bunch of crap he'll have to sell when she divorces his ass and he goes back to working a wendys.she can only take kevin so far, she even got him a part in the musical sweet charity that shes gonna be in on broadway, his manhood must be in the toilet right now. the only way kevin will sell any cds is if brittany buys them.

Posted by: cherilyn at November 20, 2005 4:03 PM

at least they sound in key on my humps.i feel so sorry for that kid.lets face it, brittany aint that talented either, at least she has something to do now that her career is over, she can take care of the baby, kevin on the other hand, didnt do much before.shar jackson was lucky he left her, at least he ruined brittanys career and not shars, she didnt really have one to start with!!!! she is more famous now that she got dogged. kevin you suck at rappin and i am sorry that somebody lied to you.

Posted by: jeri at November 20, 2005 4:09 PM

yo
check it
uh uh uh

yoooooooo
my name was k-fed
til they shot my ass dead
the streets ran red
with my blood

but wait, uh
spit it
i'm worse then K.O.B.E.
but all yall hata's ain't got nothin on me
and i'm not sure if i'm the daddy
so dont throw me in the mud

so this song aint shit
it's a sure-fire hit
but i'm too legit to quit
i'm no vanilla dud

brit threw me out so i'm rappin from my traila
but k-fed aint gonna fail ya, what
i got bling and i'm dirty like a saila
but now i'm giving up

BECAUSE I SUCK

ha

Posted by: cracka smacka at November 21, 2005 2:10 AM

wow is this guy serious? hes a fuckin comedian ! uhm i like my humps. lol. its a fun song ehhhh yea Anywho !

Posted by: mary at November 22, 2005 2:23 PM

This goes to show that the music industry has gone to complete shit. Anyone who produces this garbage has no concept of real music.

Posted by: B at November 24, 2005 7:56 AM

I just heard "yall aint ready". I wasnt ready...i dont think the worlds ready for white trash making music that sounds like a bad ringtone... bet the whole album echos the same shit. Bland. Shit. Pathetic. I knew Britney had no taste.. this confirms it... and now a child has to come into the world with a bimbo and a dickhead for parents and will be beaten at school cos daddy made" yall aint ready" Thankyou Kevin... you just made everyone who heard that song dumber

Posted by: Trentizlle fo do lo at November 24, 2005 11:39 PM

i just heard that piece of shit sad attempt of Kevin Federline trying to rap.... What has the world come to? What's up with him? "back then they call me k-fed... but you can call me daddy instead? WTF?!?! I would die before calling that piece of white trash my daddy. He deserves to die for that. Seriously Kevin Federline is officially the worst rapper alive.

Posted by: Michael "Bloody Knuckles" Garcia at November 25, 2005 1:30 PM

K-Fed? Fed X? Whatever you call him, he still sucks. He makes Vanilla Ice seem like Tupac.

Posted by: Deeez Mudda Fuggin Nuuuutz at November 25, 2005 7:15 PM

Maybe mixing Kevin (sorry, Daddy) and Black Eyed Puhleese should get together... and talk about their lumps and how they ain't ready...

Posted by: Robius at November 28, 2005 11:53 AM

The bottom line is, entertainment sucks these days. Whether you like Britney, Kevin or The Black Eyed Peas, they ALL suck. What we accept for entertainment in songs and music videos is quite sad. Talent was replaced with T & A a long time ago.

The Peas don't think they have enough of it, over the radio they want you to know it's her breasts and ass they are talking about. Britney is much the same, although for a girl with no 'real' talent she is doing well for herself by using her 'humps'.

Wake up people, There is no real talent these days.

Posted by: Chris at November 28, 2005 12:03 PM

wow. you have to wonder what kind of company gives someone a record deal without listening to them first. he must have some BIG BALLS to just go out and do this with absolutely NO TALENT. Yikes. Dude, you're whiter than white....and badder than bad. :(

Posted by: Y in Vail at November 29, 2005 3:12 PM

This is right up there with "My Humps" and "Can I have it like that" by Pharrell or "Skateboard P" What a faggot...

Posted by: Buccaneer at November 30, 2005 2:53 AM

C'mon ppl - why waste the pixels on BS/KF. Brit is a fat assed has-been with ugly tits. KF ... who?
Besides Hip Hop is so over. Move over.

Posted by: Kap at November 30, 2005 10:21 AM

People, don't be so hard on Kevin hehehe

Have you seen the lyrics?

Kevin Federline's Y'all Ain't Ready - Lyrics

I shouldn't be sayin' keep
My damn name outcha mouth
But y'all keep increasin' my change ...
Go ahead and say whatcha wanna
I'm gonna sell about 2 mil
Uh, then I'm goner, uh
I know y'all wishin' you was in my position
Cause I keep gettin' into situations
That you wish you was in, cousin
I'm not your brother, I'm not your uncle, I'm Daddy do
Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue
My prediction is that y'all are gonna hate
On the style we create, straight 2008
But I know that you really can't wait
Because people always askin' me
When's the release date?
Well maybe, baby, you could wait and see
Until then all these Pavarattis followin' me
Gettin' anxious? Go take a peek
I'm starrin' in your magazines
Now every day and week
Back then, they call me K-fed
But you can call me Daddy instead
Back then, they call me K-fed
But you can call ...

Pavarattis? huh?

Posted by: bella_donna at November 30, 2005 1:55 PM

dude that was tight, hopefully i can get the album before it sells out

Posted by: m deezy at December 1, 2005 2:40 AM

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Posted by: cingular ringtones at December 2, 2005 6:17 PM

Sounds like K-Fed raided Britney's catalog of beats and Snow's rhyme book. WOW! I'd be ashamed to post such elementary lyrics to be scrutinized by the entire country. He couldn't leave well enough alone, you know, the unemployed talentless trash who happens to be nailing Britney. And no, Mr. Fed, the paparrazi are NOT following you, jackass, you just happen to be the leech attached to to the real celebrity. Furthermore, why would anyone call you Daddy when your own kids don't, LOSER.

Posted by: Hopalong at December 3, 2005 4:55 PM

Okay, I always knew that Mr. Britney Spears was a moronic piece of white trash...but I didn't know it went this far. This is the first time I have read the Ya'll Aint Ready lyrics, and believe me when I say that he was right. I wasn't ready. Damn. What a freakin bum.

I blame Britney for this, people. I bet she was at home one day like, "Damn dawg, that rhyme was sick!" And the rest is history....well, hopefully.

P.S...Whats with the cornrows? Hmm...funny Britney's husband AND ex (Justin Timberlake) both try to be down. It's pretty bad when I feel embarassed for someone I dont even know. (sigh)

Posted by: Libra at December 9, 2005 11:35 AM

I may throw up now. I'm gonna have to sue the person who decided people would be ok if they listened to this crap. My apologies though, I think that My Humps was definitely better than that.

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Do you know how I found this site? I searched on "Kevin Federline is a tool" just for the hell of it and all these links blow up.

The funniest line in this post is: he makes Vanilla Ice sound like Tupac. I almost wet myself laughing.

Say what you like about Eminem, but nothing was handed to him. He blew up on talent alone. For Dr. Dre, the single best producer of all time (okay Quincy Jones is the best), er, single best hip hop producer of all time to just pick him out...that is saying something. Kevin's contract is because his wife bought and paid for it. What a shame.

Posted by: Tif at December 15, 2005 9:39 PM

I can't even describe this. This is so hillarious. I am amazed with as terrible as this is, that there is circulation of it going on. Would he/Britney be that retarted to actually produce and release this?

Posted by: K-Fed Sr. at December 16, 2005 7:21 PM

I like how the dumb ass calls paparazzi "Pavarottis".

Hey dumbshit, Pavarotti was an opera singer!!!!

But K-Fed wouldn't know that. He probably can't even tie his own shoes.

Posted by: Steve at December 17, 2005 4:16 AM

there's not much to say other than what's already been said, except for the douche-bag that thinks K-dead(beat)is cool. Hey maybe K-dead wrote that about himself....
Britney is a fucking dog anymore I would not fuck her with your dick. she fat and ugly, and anybody who's fucked a chick thats pumped out a puppy knows its like fucking a pail of water.
K-dead(beat) cried at their wedding. I would too if I knew I'd never have to work ever again.
Too bad she only married him because he looks kinda like her first true love Justin T.

Whatever dude, bottom line is it ain't going to last thats for shizzzle.

and that song sucks ass large if he makes any money off that its going to be from 10 year olds who think he's cool because of Shitney.

Posted by: chefmagnum at December 18, 2005 4:51 PM

hey kevin, you suck! and that's all I have to say.

Posted by: Melanie at December 22, 2005 5:24 PM

you people are fags!

Posted by: DaDawg at December 28, 2005 12:04 AM

eww, wtf for the ppl who said kevin has talent, YOU ALL SUCK! ugh, this guys sucks ass, and no BIG C, i'm not jealous, actaully i feel sorry for his trailor ass, so many ppl are gon hate, and some are gon like, but w/e, man BIG C I AIN'T JEALOUS I JUST HATE HIS MUSIC! My humps is better than this song, its sad to know that all of the girls at my school keep on singing the damn song and obsessing over it! ITS TORTURE! Kevin, you suck! U know what, BIG C you mother fucker, we ain't jealous, maybe you are! And if you gon hate to this letter than fine so be it, this is to post your comment on the freakin' topic not JUDGE THE HELL OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE! Fuck you big c, i'm not jealous. I have nothing against the Kevin guy, but i just think his song so far sucks, he might be better but he sucks

Posted by: random at December 28, 2005 1:03 AM

Where can I find this stupid song? I would like to have one good laugh today.

Posted by: danielle at December 28, 2005 2:28 AM

WoW, i can't believe that he actually has people writting about him....... but his music sucks so far....... Better luck next time. Or he should let brittany do all the singing and he needs to just sit at home and clean the house or something

Posted by: da shit at December 28, 2005 1:04 PM

This was literally the worst song I ever heard.

"My prediction is that y'all are gonna hate
On the style we create, straight 2008"

...We are definatly gonna hate on your style... because it's terrible. Straight 2008? WOW, this is an educated man.

"Because people always askin' me
When's the release date?"

...thats because they are scared! They need to be warned when this shit is going to be made public.

"Back then, they call me K-fed
But you can call me Daddy instead"

...how about we just call you unemployed. It makes more sense

"I know y'all wishin' you was in my position
Cause I keep gettin' into situations
That you wish you was in, cousin"

... not only do I pray to God every night that I'm not in your position, but I am NOT your cousin and I am offended that you refer to me that way. I am not related to you in any way jerkface.

"Well maybe, baby, you could wait and see
Until then all these Pavarattis followin' me"

... If Pavaratti is following you then how about you stop and take a listen. He had some musical talent unlike you. You are refering to the opera singer right???

P.S my name is Kevin and K-fed is a disgrace to my name.

Posted by: Leafsfan101 at December 30, 2005 4:11 AM

My Humps is the most mindless trash I have ever heard. Anyone hearing this should howl in indignation at having their intelligence insulted so horribly. Apparently there is nothing so stupid that it cannot be a hit. This goes for Mariah Carey's "We Belong Together" as well. If you had played these for me and my peers in the seventies, we would have laughed ourselves sick! Also Simple Plan, Blink-182 and Good Charlotte. Oh, and Bowling for Soup.
Bring back music!!

Posted by: D. M. at December 31, 2005 12:56 PM

He sucks ass

Posted by: Mike Messer at January 1, 2006 12:57 PM

Hey, wasn't he the guy who tucked his dick between his legs in the movie Silence of the Lambs?

"It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again."

Posted by: John Havaisen at January 1, 2006 1:00 PM

k-fed serves his purpose, which is to make me LMFAO. he has nothing to do with music or any real talent, period. he is a threat to noone. like, paris, brittney, and the like, he is a caricature and a joke...if you take him seriously, you are not getting it.

Posted by: b-b-bop at January 1, 2006 1:05 PM

Kevin can rap, what more can you say! he nothing but a "back up dancer"

Posted by: Shawn at January 1, 2006 6:19 PM

Hold it!
The dude who happened to be lucky enough to nail the "princess" of pop raps?(What's next, Apocalypse?)
Shit, where's Vanilla Ice to give this backup dancer a run for his money?
This dude's faker that a 4 dollar bill... cuz compared to this dude... Rob van Winkle is like Pac, fo sho.

Posted by: Fed up with Kev at January 1, 2006 8:08 PM

This shit is unbelievable. Who are the fuckers in here that are saying that an artists worth is based on his record sales.Someone actually posted that "K-Fed" wouldn't have gotten signed if he didn't have talent. That is crap. Music business isn't about music anymore its all about who you know or how much money you have. Paris fucking Hilton put out an album, need I say more?

Posted by: Huedog at January 2, 2006 3:25 AM

OH WOW. i need to go clean my ears out. this guy makes me want to throwup. WHAT???HE"S COMING OUT WITH A CD????this guy sucks more than britney. i feel sorry for his kid.He pisses me off, and if i see him, i will rob him.

Posted by: Fed up with k-fed at January 2, 2006 4:22 PM

I want to thank kevin federline A.K.A K-fed(what?)for proving that the music industry has gone down the drains. this song is so stupid, it's funny. i was lauging the whole time wondering why I was wasting my time and energy one this crap.oh well.

Posted by: Xx_not_a-prep_xX at January 2, 2006 4:31 PM

Check my myspace page www.myspace.com/doctaknow and peep the track "Fall Back". It's THE K-FED DIS you've been waiting all year for, and sadly its seemed a lot longer than its been with that garbage on the airwaves

Posted by: docta know at January 3, 2006 2:40 AM

dis iz fuckin bullshit man, i mean like we're goin from nwa, to pac n' big, to em, 50 n' kanye which iz ok so far, and then k-fed? a goldiggin' piece a shit, no good, talentless bum muthafucka... i mean like i dunno wut 2 say man. he iz a fuckin disgrace 2 all da hip hop community. sum1 plz assasinate dis no good motherfucker.

Posted by: da shit spinna at January 5, 2006 5:33 AM

its the best kfed is the best altho i dnt care abt him much but all that matters is that he makes brit happy

Posted by: justin at January 5, 2006 5:58 AM

I got a laugh in, den I got pissed off. Somebody should punch dis wigga in da throat - shut his dumb ass up. He thinks he'll make dollaz? Yeah, I'll pay money to watch his lame ass get knocked da "f" out by HWA. Sad, weak, triflin', dirty, nnnnasty, homely-ass whiteboy.

I got somethin' to say to ya, "K-Fed":
Yo'redneck, flossin', cracka limp-dick "rhyme" can only be described as "Sucktacula." Pathetic shit, brah. Hang it up.

Posted by: Ol' Skool Tita at January 5, 2006 10:23 PM

Wow, I can't believe how shitty that BEP song is. When I first heard it, I thought it was a silly commercial or something. It really is a shame what music has come to. It's not only K-Fed and BEP, though. Cuz, Laffy Taffy? Holla Back Girl? There's so much ridiculous music out there, my 8 year old makes better beats on his drums that some of these fools could.

Posted by: Autumn at January 8, 2006 11:56 AM

BTW, docta know, that "dis" on kevin wasn't all that, and how were we all waiting for it. He's not even worth the time to write a dis about. Nice try at getting us all to look at your myspace account.

Posted by: Autumn at January 8, 2006 11:59 AM

Wow...you guys really hate the black eyed peas over there. Its weird but they are really big here in Australia. And the song "My Humps" is like #1 for weeks. Though i got to admit it, their songs are targeted for bubblegum teens. And whats with this Kevin Federline guy releasing a hiphop album...? The only reason why the song is on the net is because major record companies won't even sign him up. I am so "Fed" up about hearing anything thats got to do with this guy who is trying to find a real career.

Posted by: Crizzy at January 9, 2006 12:41 AM

For the record, Federline does not have a recording contract. No label would sign him, so he released his single himself - no doubt after asking Britney for the money to do so.

I've heard his single "popozao' as well and it's another peice of complete garbage.

Posted by: Pauly at January 11, 2006 3:27 PM

I gotta stop reading this sh!t in the morning.
K-fed? Hey maybe brittney coud try it too.
B-Spe!
That is SO cOol OMFG! lol! It ryhmes! maeybe k-fed and britt, i mean B-SPe hehehe lolz can make a record together OMFG that wood be so coolzorzs!

... shoot me now.
I remember when artists used to bleed, sweat, and bite things heads off just to push their art further. These people are a joke because they make this stupid shit and we are all a joke because we accept a society with a bunch of screaming, lame, uninformed, unable to make a desicion on their own, idiots. I won't put up with this grab-at-the money shit and if you do you might as well be waiting for the next Milli-vanilli album.

Do us all a favor and go tell the people that listen to this junk (and the MULTITUDE of music like it.) to eat sh!t and die.

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Posted by: cat presents at January 14, 2006 10:55 AM

MOST OF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT GOOD MUSIC IS. K-FED HAS BROUGHT HIP HOP TO THE NEXT LEVEL, HE IS A TRUE INOVATOR, HIS CD WILL BE PUMPIN IN MY CADDY AND YOU PUNKS WILL RECONIZE THE FLAVOR, K-FED, GET YOURS PLAYER, BECAUSE ALL THE REST ARE HATTERS, AND REMEMBER IT AIN'T NOTHING MORE THAN STACKIN YOUR PAPERS $$$$$$$$$$

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Posted by: stock chat at January 19, 2006 10:18 AM

KEVIN FEDERLINE HAS SET WHITE PEOPLE BACK 20 YEARS FOR THAT. HE SUCKS, I CANT BELEIVE I WASTED 30 SECS OF MY LIFE LISTENEING TO THAT CLIP. HE IS AS COOL AS HIV

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Posted by: jack at January 23, 2006 4:10 PM

Kevin Federlein is obviously a total loser and a user, who has no inherent qualities of his own, so he decided to marry up with a washed up hasbeen pop singer and then after having a child he has no intention of getting a job to support, he decided to torture out ears with his asstastic rap verses. Him trying to rap is like the Pope wearing lipstick. Why.

Posted by: Kai at February 12, 2006 12:38 PM

k-fed is really a retarded name so it fits him.
p.s. why are ya'll so angry just cause he is retard dosen't mean ya'll have to be gosh idiots.

Posted by: you don't need to know at February 21, 2006 2:07 PM

THIS MAN IS SSSSSSOOOOO SAD HE NEEDS JESUS!!!!! ALL RAPPERS THAT THINK THEIR GOD NEED JESUS AND KEVIN AINT EVEN A RAPPER......U KNOW WHAT HE IS...HE'S A LOSER TO DA MAX....AND DATS $REAL!!!!

Posted by: jasmine at April 24, 2006 6:08 PM

I'm da real K-Fed, muthaphuckers!!! This shit-ass of a brain is a disgrace to tue human race (damn, dude, I'm rhyming. Maybe Imma make a track of my own, put some hiphop shit music in it, put some T&A, and presto! I'd be better than Britney's biatch!)

anyway, someone should do this bastard once and for all

Posted by: K-Fed at May 8, 2006 7:04 PM

You have to ask yourself Why? Why would a prick try and make a rap single? Why would a no talent wanna be gangster want to have an album?, He will be a disgrace to britney, have about every true artist rip him, he wont be able to cross the street without being jumped. He doesnt understand the concept of hip-hop , hes just trying to propell himself more into the papers headlines and step out of britneys shadow, he is a fame seeker and needs to be shot, but even that would disgrace the likes of 2 pac, biggie and proof cus he will be another rapper shot! fuck it lets just hang him

Posted by: luke at May 21, 2006 1:25 PM

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Posted by: Caty Tota at July 31, 2006 6:39 PM

You can't be 60738 serious?!?

Posted by: Mary Box at August 3, 2006 7:13 PM

What THe Hell Kevin federline should get shot

why the hell do they say hip hop it aint hip hop its pop

any yall that like him go fall of a building

hip hop is real them people that do that stuff is fake

Posted by: SwitchBlade at August 20, 2006 10:03 PM

I don't know what Mr.K-Fed was thinkin at the TCA but his performance was very painful to watch. At some point in the performance I got so embarrased for him I had to look away. I mean this was all the media could talk about for about two weeks, I expected a whole lot more.Its like he either practiced too much or too less.

Posted by: ms.J at August 21, 2006 1:25 AM

listen this guy is trash. he ever white boy dream half ass rapper full time tool trying to rap. he's trash the only reason you hear abot him is because .his wife got the money to back his project. and yall are going to buy the trash cause brittney co-sign it. em if you read this please ruin his career this is trash music at it finest.

Posted by: macaveli at August 21, 2006 11:15 AM

People are going to like this stuff no matter what we think, better to have a good laugh about it and move on then to waste time fighting about whether he has talent. Everyone is entitled to an opinion, and then another opinion about the opinions. I like to think the glass is half full, glad to have something to read about and laugh at instead of actually working today!

Posted by: robin.bling at August 21, 2006 2:23 PM

yo like im not a fan but like this niggah kevin federline isent that bad in that ameircas most hated like maybe he has a ghost writer but that rap wuz hot lol i wuz in shock when i heard it

Posted by: -ghost- at August 21, 2006 3:55 PM

Did anyone watch him on the Teen Choice Awards? LMAO. "dont hate cuz im a superstar" wtf kind of lyrics are these? His backup dancers were dancing all over him, making him look like a fool. He was off-beat the whole song!!!! Ugh, he needs to get shot.

Posted by: J at August 21, 2006 5:48 PM

why britney why?

Posted by: the godfather at August 21, 2006 11:20 PM

My Kevin is the one of the HOTTEST new talents in the hip-hop! His album is gonna BLOW UP!! He is no Vanilla Ice! He's BETTER!

Ok, his lyrics could have used to help, maybe he shouldnt rap about his (my) riches and fame, and misspelled papparazzi, or... OK! He has been begging for me to put him on... The haters are just hating on him! Why do all hip white guys have to be called a wanna be or a WIGGER?

Hold on... my cigarette is about to burn the baby again!

Will Kevin end up bringing me down like Bobby did Whitney? No, because like Bobby and Whitney, we've got something in common, we are BOTH trash! Leave us alone! Wheres my drink?

Posted by: Britney at August 22, 2006 11:11 AM

Hey britney,
I have a suggestion. Why don't you get that deadbeat to change his name from K-Fed to K-Mart.
He could do the franchise tour while you promote your classy line of maternity wear.

Posted by: eheld at August 22, 2006 4:50 PM

Hey britney,
I have a suggestion. Why don't you get that deadbeat to change his name from K-Fed to K-Mart.
He could do the franchise tour while you promote your classy line of maternity wear.

Posted by: eheld at August 22, 2006 4:50 PM

Hey britney,
I have a suggestion. Why don't you get that deadbeat to change his name from K-Fed to K-Mart.
He could do the franchise tour while you promote your classy line of maternity wear.

Posted by: eheld at August 22, 2006 4:51 PM

Hey britney,
I have a suggestion. Why don't you get that deadbeat to change his name from K-Fed to K-Mart.
He could do the franchise tour while you promote your classy line of maternity wear.

Posted by: eheld at August 22, 2006 4:51 PM

Hey britney,
I have a suggestion. Why don't you get that deadbeat to change his name from K-Fed to K-Mart.
He could do the franchise tour while you promote your classy line of maternity wear.

Posted by: eheld at August 22, 2006 4:52 PM

Hey britney,
I have a suggestion. Why don't you get that deadbeat to change his name from K-Fed to K-Mart.
He could do the franchise tour while you promote your classy line of maternity wear.

Posted by: eheld at August 22, 2006 4:52 PM

Hey britney,
I have a suggestion. Why don't you get that deadbeat to change his name from K-Fed to K-Mart.
He could do the franchise tour while you promote your classy line of maternity wear.

Posted by: eheld at August 22, 2006 4:53 PM

Hey britney,
I have a suggestion. Why don't you get that deadbeat to change his name from K-Fed to K-Mart.
He could do the franchise tour while you promote your classy line of maternity wear.

Posted by: eheld at August 22, 2006 4:53 PM

Maybe if we countinuously ridicule him till the end of time hell keep his mouth shut...forever.
If he really wants to be gangsta how bout someone pumps afew bullets in this guy, aka The Game or 50, maybe one of britnys bodyguards can pull this off

Posted by: jay at August 28, 2006 1:16 PM

Just listened to one of Kevin Federlames tunez, and damn, is that tight!! ha ha, nah, he does (as someone up the top rightly said) both suck and blow. Every rapper with out exeption has paid dues to get where they are, all of them, if your a clown, who's got a famous wife your gonna be given chances that others wouldn't get and be given a contract that you don't deserve. The only thing I can really say about his skills is, I hope his songs are all freestyle, because if he's actually sat and wrote that stuff, god help whats gonna happen other the next 12 months, Thank god for P-Cutta and Street Wars...Go to war boyz!!!

Posted by: Rza113 at August 28, 2006 5:41 PM

I just heard the K-Fed stuff and all I can say is WOW! I haven't been influenced by a rap album this much since "It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back". What it influenced me to do is become a Country music fan. If I am forced to listen to some child neglecting hillbilly's music at least I should tune into something that is relevant.

Posted by: DaMacDaddyO at September 4, 2006 10:42 PM

THAT K-FED REMINDED ME OF THE DAYS VANILLA ICE WAS DOING HIS PIECE OF JUNK SONG. HAHAHAHA HE SUCKS!!! HE IS SUPPOST TO BE A DANCER AND HE DIDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT.

Posted by: ACE at September 10, 2006 12:15 PM

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