December 19, 2005

The Chappelle Theory




Damn you, Dark Crusaders!

ChappelleTheory.com

...December 26, 2004: The day after Christmas, Chappelle and his family were home, trying to enjoy the holidays. Dave has taken to sleeping with a gun under his pillow and won't let his wife or children leave the house without him. Privately, his wife had consulted with her Doctor about institutionalizing Dave.

On that day, Chappelle received a package that made him decide to halt the show's production for good.

The package — which arrived via UPS — contained a picture of Chappelle's sleeping children, taken the night before in Chappelle's house. A person who appeared to be of Al Sharpton's build was standing next to their beds...

Dave should buy the movie rights to this, and get Cosby, Farrakhan and Sharpton to portray themselves..

Posted by jsmooth995 at December 19, 2005 6:51 PM
Comments

I thought the best part was when Oprah gets beamed into Dave's house with the 'special' message. I kept waiting for a Godfather horse head to turn up. lol.

Posted by: Jesse at December 19, 2005 9:56 PM

I guess anything is possible. The timeline is definitely solid. I hope that Dave continues to give them the business because he is definitely a comedic genius!!

Posted by: Tam at December 20, 2005 10:32 AM

I know some of the story sounds incredible but it's not impossible.
I had heard that Rosie was upset wit Chappelle about the joke and I have known her for years since the 80s. I do know for a fact she would complain about something like that for weeks and if she ran into Oprah she would bring it up.
Also Cosby has a bunch of interesiting things in his background and I would not put any of this past him either.
Forget about Sharpton. Take a look at the Village Voicr articles on his corrupt ass.

Posted by: Knower at December 20, 2005 6:35 PM

i think that this chappelle theory can possibly happen... the powerful can do alot of damage if they want to... it's a nice theory.. if true... we're all in trouble.

Posted by: Rick at December 21, 2005 3:15 AM

I am glad that everyone that is so uneducated on these blog sites has had their fair share of laughs. I am really glad that you can criticise this story as easily as you can, hell I don’t know if it is true or not, but there are a few things that I do know. Being an academic that I am, and being someone who picks up a book once in a while I have learned a few things: There are a lot of controversies surrounding the deaths of both prominent African American figures Malcolm X and the Notorious BIG. Without getting into too many details Malcolm X was assassinated by a black man wearing a formal dress suit while he was giving a speech to a black group of supporters. Prior to the shooting Malcolm X he was threatened by men who had were believed to be connected to the Nation of Islam i.e. Louis Farrakhan and Elijah Muhammad. Notorious BIG was assassinated by a man wearing a bow-tie and a formal suit as identified by key eye witness Lil' Cease of the Junoir MAFIA rap group that Biggie established. To further your education on these topics without reading find Malcolm X done by Spike Lee and the CBC documentary on Notorious BIG or the VH1 special or figure out why his mother is suing the LAPD.

The whole story may be funny because people can’t understand multi-millionaires such as Bill Cosby and Oprah Winfrey investing time and money into shutting down the Dave Chapelle show, but its not beneficial to think of these famous people its important to think of the people mentioned behind the scenes. There were a couple refrences to a group more powerful then what can be imagined. Think about what a billion dollars can do today, is it not fair to assume that Oprah Winfrey and BET owner Robert L. Johnson have an influence we as minority labourers (mostly you) can’t comprehend?
This may be a little too far fetched for most if not all of you, but I offer one sentiment. WAKE the fuck up! If not choose to believe what you want and live in blissful ignorance, I don’t care either way. www.rense.com & www.davidicke.com

This may be a little too far fetched for most if not all of you, but I offer one sentemint. WAKE the fuck up! If not choose to beleive what you want and live in blissfull ignorance, I dont care either way. www.rense.com & www.davidicke.com

Posted by: rense.TRUTH at December 21, 2005 3:53 AM

Yeah, like rense ever had anything good or legitimate to say. You ought to shut the fuck up and get back to adjusting your tinfoil hat, the black helicopters are starting to penetrate with the dachyon mind control beams, dickhead.

Posted by: smarter than you at December 21, 2005 12:54 PM

Am i the only person who ran a "whois" query on chappelletheory.com? I even had to look up how to find the owner of a domain, but some how i managed it even in my ludite state ;)

Registrant:
WebLinc, LLC
340 North 12th Street
Suite 200
Philadelphia, PA 19107
US

So i went to http://weblinc.com/ and found that they are a web-development/e-commerce/internet strategy company. I don't know, for me that seals the deal: it's viral marketing. But *brilliant* viral marketing... I loved every minute of the time i spent reading the site.

P.S. Rense, anyone who begins their comments by discussing how much more intelligent and educated they are than their audience has no chance of gaining the adherence of said audience. Rhetoric and Argumentation 101, buddy. Time to hit the books again.

Posted by: Tech Novice at December 21, 2005 4:08 PM

that company that owns the site, weblinc, is a webhosting and designing company. they own, design, and host sites for other people. that doesn't mean a thing.

Posted by: andrew at December 21, 2005 5:05 PM

i'd be more concerned with the fact that the supposed movie trailer link doesnt work, or the charlie murphy interview.

Posted by: andrew at December 21, 2005 5:10 PM

In the end, this whole thing will have been one big joke where we all were the punchlines.


Well, not all of us. :-)

Posted by: R.N. Brinklord at December 21, 2005 9:31 PM

Did anyone even bother to read the disclaimer??

Posted by: disclaimer at December 21, 2005 10:14 PM

I think that everyone should piss on the dark crusaders, but hey that is me.

Posted by: Achilles at December 22, 2005 6:05 AM

Ha, the disclaimer, and some other things on the front page, weren't there originally... must have been added in the last day or two.. i hope the "rense truth" guy has come back to see it though.

Posted by: Jay Smooth at December 22, 2005 9:02 AM

Have you guys heard of the "Dreidel Masters"?? They are out to ruin Jerry Seinfeild

Posted by: Whitey at December 22, 2005 11:21 PM

Don`t forget the "Fag Busters"....Look out Clay Aiken

Posted by: Oprah at December 22, 2005 11:27 PM

Chill with the "fag" stuff please, you're not on Bol's site..

Posted by: Jay Smooth at December 23, 2005 4:49 AM

No problem homo

Posted by: Bill at December 23, 2005 10:35 AM

Bill, do you mean "homo-sapien" or are we dealing with another white A-S-S-H-O-L-E [yourself]? (I think the latter)

- "Don't Get It Twisted!"

Posted by: Tommy at December 28, 2005 3:32 AM

Hey, Jay Smooth et al., I've read this discalimer and I posit that it serves as proof-positive that the dark crusaders are behind the lose of the chapelle show. Why would something as hollow and weak of an attempt as that disclaimer is be put on the wesite in question if the theory of the author WASN'T true. I believe they got to the author of this theory just the same as they got to Mr. Chapelle himself. As Oprah said herself, she has more money than God! And as we all know, money equals power! There is nothing implausible about this theory save for the forced disclaimer!

Posted by: rense.TRUTH at January 3, 2006 11:44 PM

hehe.

Posted by: some guy calling himself rense. TRUTH at January 3, 2006 11:48 PM

it was just a marketing scheme to sell shirts lol

Posted by: Brian at January 6, 2006 3:11 PM

I guess the real question is how many did they sell lol

Posted by: Brian at January 6, 2006 3:17 PM

this has to be the funniest internet convo ive seen in my life i agree with the andrew dude up there somwhere, this is a joke where all y'all be the punchlines.

Posted by: xcompton at January 14, 2006 4:14 PM

www.prisionplanet.tv

I suppose the New World Order doesn't exist either.

Posted by: Dawn Weiner at January 17, 2006 6:00 PM

Man,

The powers that be changed my URL!

Lal, Only kidding...just a typo biotch's!

www.prisonplanet.tv

Subcribe and be illuminated!

Posted by: Dawn Weiner at January 17, 2006 6:06 PM

im fucking pissed because i can't read what this whole chappelle theory is......someone send it to me please!

Posted by: julie at January 21, 2006 4:02 PM

if anyone did any research you would see that this is a joke, the owner of the site is WebLinc, and if you google them you will see that they are web design company.

Posted by: frank at January 31, 2006 5:39 PM

Hi, it is quite apparent it is not a joke. A compay hosts a website, or you buy a domain from a website and WebLinc is that company.

Some things in the Chappele Theory I believe did not happen but i think most of it did. No one ends a 50 million dollar contract over a little problem. And Farrakhan is a psycho so this is plausible.

Posted by: ~~ at February 7, 2006 7:17 PM

Hi, it is quite apparent it is not a joke. A compay hosts a website, or you buy a domain from a website and WebLinc is that company.

Some things in the Chappele Theory I believe did not happen but i think most of it did. No one ends a 50 million dollar contract over a little problem. And Farrakhan is a psycho so this is plausible.

Posted by: Couldyoubedumber at February 7, 2006 7:19 PM

You guys have been victims of a very good story. i will tell you why. the story is a fake due to the supposed "dark crusaders".

The thing is. some of the people do not have a relationship with each other. thats a fact. Oprah and Bill cosby have a consortium together, this consortium was put together to buy BET from robert johnson. johnson sold the company to a white company even though bill cosby asked him to sell BET to him and oprahs company. so this puts coupled with a few other things puts a halt to the whole theory. sorry peeps. but some of the "crusaders" hate each other therfore there are no crusaders.

Posted by: The MAN at March 20, 2006 4:10 PM

Those who doubt are all stupid and ingnorant as all hell. Chappelle's Show had adverse effects on all those suppossedly involved in the "darkness," as like to call them. Why is it that some of the most influencial and controversial black people all end up dead or crazy? Black on black crimes go on all over America. Unfortunatley, this is the white collar version. I don't trust Oprah ass, and Cosby has gone senile since his kid got shot. And Sharpton and Farahkan are crazy muthas for sure.

The only thing that seems far fetched in the story is all the late night break ins. Even Chappelle could defend against that.

Posted by: Ngatwn at April 25, 2006 9:00 PM

Those who doubt are all stupid and ingnorant as all hell. Chappelle's Show had adverse effects on all those suppossedly involved in the "darkness," as like to call them. Why is it that some of the most influencial and controversial black people all end up dead or crazy? Black on black crimes go on all over America. Unfortunatley, this is the white collar version. I don't trust Oprah ass, and Cosby has gone senile since his kid got shot. And Sharpton and Farahkan are crazy muthas for sure.

The only thing that seems far fetched in the story is all the late night break ins. Even Chappelle could defend against that.

Posted by: Ngatwn at April 25, 2006 9:01 PM

Did anyone see the Inside the Actors Studio with Dave? He spoke about Martin Lawrance and his "Alleged" mental break down... He spoke about him being labled crazy when that happened he said (this is from memory) no one knows what its like in hollywood, why would any grown man be running in heat with wool on? Does anyone else remember when he said that? It kinda does fit, martin had a sterotypical show on TV and was doing pretty well, then all this happened and the "crazy" word was thrown around... guess what? His career plumitted. correct?

Posted by: humm at June 22, 2006 9:25 AM

Dont forget yaw remember what martin lawrence said, he was in the hospitol and when he woke he was shocked to see jesse jackson their right by his bed.

Posted by: kevin at July 25, 2006 1:28 AM

Dont forget yaw remember what martin lawrence said, he was in the hospitol and when he woke he was shocked to see jesse jackson their right by his bed.

Posted by: kevin at July 25, 2006 1:29 AM

I beleive this!!Because.....No black man would turn down a $50 mill contract for anything..

If you really wanna mess wit Chappelle, write threatening letters to him as Oprah or sum1

Posted by: oprahmustdie at August 22, 2006 4:13 PM

I beleive this!!Because.....No black man would turn down a $50 mill contract for anything..

If you really wanna mess wit Chappelle, write threatening letters to him as Oprah or sum1

Posted by: oprahmustdie at August 22, 2006 4:14 PM

I beleive this!!Because.....No black man would turn down a $50 mill contract for anything..

If you really wanna mess wit Chappelle, write threatening letters to him as Oprah or sum1

Posted by: oprahmustdie at August 22, 2006 4:48 PM

I beleive this!!Because.....No black man would turn down a $50 mill contract for anything..

If you really wanna mess wit Chappelle, write threatening letters to him as Oprah or sum1

Posted by: oprahmustdie at August 22, 2006 4:52 PM

I'm with the renseTRUTH guy. The elite have unlimited power in this world. If "conspiracy theorists" are so crazy.. how come they were able to predict 9/11 before it happened? Your world leaders believe you are incredibly stupid and easily manipulated.. please don't prove them right.

Posted by: openmind at September 1, 2006 4:09 PM

Rense, your whole paragraph on your education and how your pedestal of paranoid ignorance is justified, quite frankly, is scalp-high filled with shit.


There's a reason its called a theory! You can believe it or you can't! Sure, there's a chance that you're 100% right! Theres also a chance that some kid had a nightmare containing that whole story and decided to write it as a theory. That's where this fake identity comes in.

You have to be quite a mindless dick to go on the internet with the idea that you can "out-badass everybody with your magnificent college education." Fuck, i know about Malcolm X. I knew about biggie, too, but you assumed that i, the average message board connoisseur, am nothing but a 12-year-old script kiddie.

That being said, there are a few holes. Why isn't this site being attacked? If the "dark crusaders" (nice name *sarcasm*, but considering Bill Cosby's comedy skills, i wouldnt put it past him) were so infuriated by the antics on dave's show, then why haven't they started threatening this site's hosting? Also, if dave and some of his friends and family can attest to some of the happenings in the theory, then why doesnt he come forward with the pictures? What about the broken windows? When the media grabs a hold of things before they spiral out of control (very rare) its very hard for corruption to take place.

Posted by: Nick at September 4, 2006 4:05 PM

the SHELL of this story is very plausible and may even be the complete truth. However, there are too many specific events, quotes, etc that it would be impossible for this person to know. It was a very interesting read, but several of these events are just too far-fetched.

Posted by: some guy at September 23, 2006 5:50 PM

When powerful people are in trouble due to rumors
all a person (not necessary the powerful person) has to do is call the allegation a conspiracy theory to throw doubht into a person's mind.
People as a wkole have difficult time adjusting to change; say for instance the united states came under total control of Iraq or any other country, you would have to conform to their laws.Whats so difficult to believe about the rich and powerful studying the "norm" to keep control of our minds? Billionares have power beyond a working mans comprehension. Do you think the only thing Bill Gates does is play video games all day? WE HAVE BECOME THE GAME.

Posted by: jay see at October 3, 2006 12:53 PM

When powerful people are in trouble due to rumors
all a person (not necessary the powerful person) has to do is call the allegation a conspiracy theory to throw doubht into a person's mind.
People as a wkole have difficult time adjusting to change; say for instance the united states came under total control of Iraq or any other country, you would have to conform to their laws.Whats so difficult to believe about the rich and powerful studying the "norm" to keep control of our minds? Billionares have power beyond a working mans comprehension. Do you think the only thing Bill Gates does is play video games all day? WE HAVE BECOME THE GAME. When I say we, I mean people with limited power Justice is blind because she doesn't want to see how many lives she ruined for a dollar.

Posted by: jay see at October 3, 2006 12:56 PM

shit reading all of that is definatly a mind fuck....where is all the evidence of this happening? i never heard of this in the news?...i went on youtube to watch some dave chappelle stand up cause its funny as fuck...and next think i know..20 min later im reading a theory...and im a huge chappelle fan and ive never heard of ANY of these accounts of assult..but what raises the eyebrow is why he gave up 50 million cause he was pressured at comedy central...or something like that...and why he could never give a straight forward answer to Oprah or anyone else...

i dont know...but there is reason to believe either story...i just hope this shit gets corrected and Cosby goes back to fuckin jello cutters and Dave gets his ass back on tv so i can laugh again........

oh yeah and... "Openmind"..the guy who wrote about conspiracy theorys..esp about 9/11..and how we knew about it before it happend......well think about this...the U.S. has the CIA,FBI,NSA..etc etc..and spend billions of dollars on technology to find out these kinds of things before hand...so its not suprise that we knew about it...If we didnt have this kind of technology...we would be sitting ducks to all kinds of attacks...does that make you feel safe?...although we have some shitty ass leaders...and we need a revolution...im glad we have the technology to at least know about this shit before it happens........now why they didnt warn us or the people in the world trade center or the airlines...is fucked up...and if you want to know more..you should google "9/11 a conspiracy" and see what you get...do your own research...i did..and im shocked at the outcome.....

well fuck that was way off subject...lol...

in closing...

god damn fucked up people..

Posted by: man........ fuck at October 7, 2006 6:32 PM

shit reading all of that is definatly a mind fuck....where is all the evidence of this happening? i never heard of this in the news?...i went on youtube to watch some dave chappelle stand up cause its funny as fuck...and next think i know..20 min later im reading a theory...and im a huge chappelle fan and ive never heard of ANY of these accounts of assult..but what raises the eyebrow is why he gave up 50 million cause he was pressured at comedy central...or something like that...and why he could never give a straight forward answer to Oprah or anyone else...

i dont know...but there is reason to believe either story...i just hope this shit gets corrected and Cosby goes back to fuckin jello cutters and Dave gets his ass back on tv so i can laugh again........

oh yeah and... "Openmind"..the guy who wrote about conspiracy theorys..esp about 9/11..and how we knew about it before it happend......well think about this...the U.S. has the CIA,FBI,NSA..etc etc..and spend billions of dollars on technology to find out these kinds of things before hand...so its not suprise that we knew about it...If we didnt have this kind of technology...we would be sitting ducks to all kinds of attacks...does that make you feel safe?...although we have some shitty ass leaders...and we need a revolution...im glad we have the technology to at least know about this shit before it happens........now why they didnt warn us or the people in the world trade center or the airlines...is fucked up...and if you want to know more..you should google "9/11 a conspiracy" and see what you get...do your own research...i did..and im shocked at the outcome.....

well fuck that was way off subject...lol...

in closing...

god damn fucked up people..

Posted by: man........ fuck at October 7, 2006 6:33 PM

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