December 4, 2006

The Jay-Z Doll




How come nobody told me Jay-Z was guest-starring on an episode of Davey and Goliath?

(via fresh. Doll made by this guy)

Posted by jsmooth995 at December 4, 2006 11:34 PM
Comments

i dont know about those lips.. they bother me.. everytime i see this

Posted by: miles bonny at December 5, 2006 4:52 PM

Someone needs to go on David Letterman and apologize.

Posted by: JohnnyUnitus at December 5, 2006 11:09 PM

The doll looks like something KKKramer would get for his kids (if he has any).

If I were Jay, I'd give the doll back to the guy. That isn't a gift, its disgusting. And I almost fell out of my chair when I saw this the other day, because when the doll is put in it's case, it looks like a coffin.

Posted by: Bigsby at December 6, 2006 11:20 AM

I am telling you now if i was Jay-Z i would be pped right off, yes it is flattering to have a doll made out like you but this does not look nothing like the the main main, come on are they taking the pee out of him look at the size i=of those lips, Jay-Z i would sue their asses.

Posted by: Music Lyrics at December 6, 2006 12:09 PM

It looks just like him. What's the problem?

Posted by: OmarDaGreat at December 6, 2006 4:10 PM

His chain does look like a noose.

Posted by: desertwoman at December 6, 2006 4:28 PM

i really feel very disgusting when i look at this doll i think that it is very crazy everything except fot those lips just throws m him off he has nice lips but this is ridiculus

Posted by: candy at December 6, 2006 9:22 PM

This doll looks a shitty mess.That does not look like Jay at all in the face. If they were going to make a doll after him, they shoulda got right from his sexy lips to his grown man look. They need to stop.

Posted by: Tweety at December 7, 2006 7:02 PM

This doll is god damn ugly. it s a shame.

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Posted by: fa at December 11, 2006 9:28 AM

OH HEEEEELLLLLLL NOOOOO!!!! lmao this doll looks ridiculous. looks like jay potato head. lmao

Posted by: sdub at December 11, 2006 4:48 PM

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo are thoese lips a weapon?

Posted by: Pj at December 11, 2006 5:11 PM

Looks just like him to me.

Posted by: GOP Gay Old Pedihpile at December 11, 2006 6:18 PM

This looks exactly like him, its a perfect imagine of him. My only fault is that they did not capture the nose, it should be bigger

Posted by: Kay at December 11, 2006 8:15 PM

You gottta be kidding me this is total disrespect he doesn't look anything like that stop hating on a rich black man he should jab the fu-ing designer producer creator whateva.

Posted by: p nutty at December 11, 2006 9:10 PM

Jay-Z may not be the most handsome guy in the world but this is an outrage! I feel that whoever made this is either a racist or a wanna be racist. Look at his lips, one of the most common racist statements that you hear against the Black race is biscuit lips, whenever we're not being criticized for eating chicken as if Colonel Sanders is a black man. It seems that these same racist feel that all people of the Black race should hang. Look at his chain. That chain is wrapped around his neck like a neckbrace. It's a wonder there's not a tree in the background. I think that Jay-Z should take that chain from around his neck and beat the guy with it.

Posted by: Dr. Smooth at December 11, 2006 9:30 PM

By the way have you noticed that this doll favors a monkey! Picture a monkey in your head and then picture this doll. The only thing missing is a tail. Being called a monkey is yet another racist statement towards people of the black race.

Posted by: Dr. Smooth at December 11, 2006 9:35 PM

The fade is tight as hell though. Yeah the chain looks like a something you can hang yourself with but is that not the way the RAPPERS wear their bling today. Yall know J's lips are big as hell.......okay not that red cause you know he smoke one every now and then,but why they got my man looking like a deer caught in the headlights on the side of the road. What a way to celebrate his birthday,huh. SHOW EM' WHAT YOU GOT TOY MAKER, YOU MADE SOMETHING CRAZY...AND CRAZY

Posted by: Ivory at December 11, 2006 10:29 PM

With that "14kt gold plated" necktie on, I don't know if Jay-Z is dressed for a rap concert or going to church.

Posted by: Lady Z at December 11, 2006 10:50 PM

YEAH TOY MAKER , YOU'RE LIKE A RACIST GEPPETTO

Posted by: JohnnyUnitus at December 11, 2006 11:50 PM

I'm not a huge Jay-z fan. But, I do feel this doll was made by someone prejudice! If you go to the designer's page he has other celebrity dolls thatlook EXACTLY like the celebrity.(http://www.ericsoart.com/) Click on personal link! After all EVERY race has been thru, not only black but all, you would think him being a minority would think about things he considers art. I agree with a previous this doll looks like a black Man Mr. Potatoe Head!

Posted by: Shikii at December 13, 2006 12:41 PM

oh no they did not my baby does not look like that he need to shuve that doll up dat mans ass on some serious shit for real jay is not ugly but dat doll is it look like a baboon damn its ugly let me go iam getting creeped out

Posted by: lina at December 18, 2006 8:16 PM

my man does not look like dat they are wrong that doll loooks like a baboon jay is not ugly but that is

Posted by: lina at December 18, 2006 8:18 PM

he sould shuve that doll up dudes ass for real that was straight direspect jay do not look like dat at all at all at all

Posted by: livia at December 18, 2006 8:20 PM

IT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM!

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