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August 31, 2007

Polow Da Don To Marry Miss Teen South Carolina

Guess we should have seen this coming:

Wedding Chapel Is On The Map For Beauty Queen and Rap King

Just days after his controversial statements about black and white women, rap producer Polow Da Don shocked the world again today with his surprise announcement that he will marry Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss Teen South Carolina.

"As soon I saw her video on Youtube, I felt weak at the knees," explained Polow. "She is truly the girl of my dreams, and everything God wants a woman to be."

Ms. Upton agreed, "I personally believe me and the scary black man will have us a very nice wedding, per se, vis a vis, and it might could even lead to a marriage one day."

Posted by jsmooth995 at August 31, 2007 3:55 AM

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