October 19, 2008

SNL Sarah Palin Rap, Lyrics & Video

SNL: Amy Poehler's Sarah Palin Rap on Saturday Night Live, with Sarah Palin watching during Weekend Update. Funny stuff, although Amy didn't quite get the delivery right on the Cypress Hill quotes at the end, lol.

SNL Sarah Palin Rap, Lyrics & Video - Amy Poehler

one two three

my name is sarah palin you all know me
vice president nominee of the gop
gonna need your vote in the next election
can i get a ‘what what’ from the senior section
mccain got experience, mccain got style
but don’t let him freak you out when he tries to smile
cause that smile be creepy
but when i be vp
all the leaders in the world gonna finally meet me

how’s it go eskimo
eskimos
tell me what you know eskimo
eskimos
how you feel eskimo
ice cold
tell me tell me what you feel eskimo
super cold

i’m jeremiah wright cause tonight i’m the preacher
i got a bookish look and you’re all hot for teacher
todd lookin fine on his snow machine
so hot boy gonna need a go between
in wasilla we just chill baby chilla
but when i see oil lets drill baby drill

my country tis of thee
from my porch i can see
russia and such

all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up

when i say ‘obama’ you say ‘ayers’
obama. ayers. obama. ayers.
i built me a bridge - it ain’t goin’ nowhere.
[ohhh]

mccain, palin, gonna put the nail in the coffin
of the media elite
she likes red meat
shoot a mother humpin moose, eight days of the week

[three gunshots]
now ya dead, now ya dead,
cause i’m an animal, and i’m bigger than you
holdin a shotgun walk in the pub
everybody party, we’re goin on a hunt
la la la la la la la la
[six gunshots]

yo palin, i’m out

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SNL Sarah Palin Rap, Lyrics & Video (Amy Poehler)

(the last part of Amy Poehler's Sarah Palin Rap is a reference to Cypress Hill's "Hand On The Pump": "Sawed off shotgun/hand on the pump/left hand on a forty/puffin on a blunt [...] la la la la la la la la)

Posted by jsmooth995 at October 19, 2008 3:36 AM

Comments

knowing white folks, they were trying to imitate Red & Meth's "The Rockwilder" and not Cypress Hill. that could explain part of Poehler's struggle. but she was kinda getting into a B-Real style at the end, so who knows?

Posted by: Blah at October 19, 2008 7:46 PM

i LiSTENED TO DiS EMAiL iN AP CALCULUS iTZ DA BOMB

Posted by: Chanequa at October 20, 2008 12:02 PM

i LiSTENED TO DiS EMAiL iN AP CALCULUS iTZ DA BOMB

Posted by: Chanequa at October 20, 2008 12:02 PM

I got the reference. It made me feel nostalgiac. Oh early 90s, I miss you.

Posted by: whiteguy at October 21, 2008 9:54 PM

that was so funny!!!!
i loved it and i know all the words to it and im only 8 years old!!!!!!!!!!!! i wathed it a millon time [i loved it so much

Posted by: Jessica Pattison at November 2, 2008 6:39 PM

that was so funny!!!!
i loved it and i know all the words to it and im only 8 years old!!!!!!!!!!!! i wathed it a millon time [i loved it so much]

Posted by: Jessica Pattison at November 2, 2008 6:39 PM

I'm pretty sure that's "holdin a shotgun WORKIN THE PUMP"

Posted by: sixhundredsixtysix at November 4, 2008 12:10 PM

I'm pretty sure that's "holdin a shotgun WORKIN THE PUMP"

Posted by: sixhundredsixtysix at November 4, 2008 12:25 PM

I LOVE THAT VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jessica Pattison at November 4, 2008 6:00 PM

it's "vice-prezzie nominee" not vice president nominee i think...

Posted by: lalala-not a loser at November 9, 2008 6:14 PM

THIS VIDEO IS FREAKIN AWSOME! IF SARAH PALIN CAME UP WITH THIS THEN I GIVE HER BIG PROPS! ILY THIS VIDEO IVE WHATCHED IT OVER A MILLION TIMES! AND I KNOW ALL THE WORDS!

Posted by: JAMILA at November 9, 2008 6:48 PM

THIS VIDEO IS FREAKIN AWSOME! IF SARAH PALIN CAME UP WITH THIS THEN I GIVE HER BIG PROPS! ILY THIS VIDEO IVE WHATCHED IT OVER A MILLION TIMES! AND I KNOW ALL THE WORDS!

Posted by: JAMILA at November 9, 2008 6:49 PM

THIS VIDEO IS FREAKIN AWSOME! IF SARAH PALIN CAME UP WITH THIS THEN I GIVE HER BIG PROPS! ILY THIS VIDEO IVE WHATCHED IT OVER A MILLION TIMES! AND I KNOW ALL THE WORDS!

Posted by: JAMILA at November 9, 2008 6:49 PM

omg!!! i loved the it..its awesome... i wish yo udid become vice... :( but ily.. :)(:

Posted by: alana at November 11, 2008 2:42 PM

THIS WAS AMAZING...WISH MCCAIN/PALIN WON

Posted by: Kirsten at November 14, 2008 9:37 AM

THIS WAS AMAZING...WISH MCCAIN/PALIN WON

Posted by: Kirsten at November 14, 2008 9:37 AM

Corrections on lyrics
Its not -
todd lookin fine on his snow machine
so hot boy gonna need a go between

it is
Sor hot for each other need a go between

Posted by: Tyeshia Kelly at November 14, 2008 4:43 PM

Palin isn't funny AT ALL. I'm gald she's back in Alaska now.

Posted by: Ruby at November 20, 2008 8:50 AM

omg that is sooooooooooooooooo funny! me and my friends go around singing it ALL DAY! i have it on my iPod! and yes it is on iTunes.

Posted by: Barrluver301 at November 24, 2008 5:56 PM

OHMIGAWD, THIS IS HALARIOUS!

Posted by: ItsKendraa at December 7, 2008 12:25 PM

SNL has hit the bottom, the sight of that bitch being semi honored was the video equivalent of stomach bile.
I hope a moose hits her car and runs an antler through her spine. The humor could have worked without her physical presence there, however seeing her "work it" to the music was a cheap way to get the heat off from last weeks news problems. The bitch needs to go back to her state and take care of her knocked up kid and stop being a media whore.

Posted by: oh no at December 21, 2008 10:59 AM

Posted by: whatnow at December 21, 2008 11:00 AM

hey whatnow... it was a JOKE. I'm certainly farthest from a Palin fan but do you really think SNL can only be one-sided? It's about what's going on in pop culture and making people laugh not politics (which from the reviews over the entire campaign they did a pretty good job). Rant at someone else---how about someone who actually has a say on how our government runs?

Posted by: Katie at January 7, 2009 12:28 AM

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SNL Sarah Palin Rap, Lyrics & Video

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