January 06, 2004
The Awful Truth About Howard Dean and Ninjas
Recently a rumor spread through blogville (I read it in Pandagon) that presidential candidate Howard Dean had a brief career as an actor, appearing as a police officer in the 1984 b-movie "Ninja III: The Domination".
Apparently IMDB corroborates this claim, but is it really possible that is the same Howard Dean? And who is the loser that actually owns a copy of this movie, and will sit through the whole thing to find out if this is true?
Ladies and gentlemen, I am that loser.
I'm sorry to report that I have now sat through "Ninja III: The Domination" in its entirety (believe me I'm REALLY SORRY to report that), and I did not see Governor Howard Dean. There are probably over 100 police officers in this film, each of whom eventually gets their ass kicked by a ninja, so maybe I just didn't recognize him because a shuriken was embedded in his face. But I'm guessing it's a different Dean.
And just so you can appreciate how much I suffer for my blog peoples, here's a little sample of the dialogue and music I subjected myself to.
(If you're asking why I had ever purchased this tape in the first place: Dude, it stars Lucinda Dickey from "Breakin". And it has ninjas in it. Ninjas... killing cops! How can you expect me to pass that by in the $3.99 bin at Record Explosion?)
Posted by jsmooth995 at January 6, 2004 01:51 AM
How can u belittle a classic like that??? and to think i thought i was the only one who remembered that movie. 2nd best nijna movie ever made. Pray for death being the 1st. sho kosugi's entire Canon "ninja run" was the best. enter the ninja, revenge, and ninja 3.... memories. u dont wanna know what i had to go thru to finally get that movie.. Let's just say Mr. Blockbuster's goons are after me... im gonna have to go watch this now! would u believe i made a beat off of the theme song about 2 yrs ago... was sposed to be on freeways album but i switched it at the last minute. ull nevvr know whr it might pop up tho.. (Black Album:Just Blaze's Director's cut. . let the rumors begin!)
Posted by: jb at January 6, 2004 06:08 AM
haha! This is what weblogs are all about! You posted this at 1AM in the morning as if it's late breaking news or an exclusive scoop! And I check in here like clockwork with my morning coffe and bagel.
Then for an insider tip we find out Just Blaze actually made a beat off the soundtrack!!
I love this website!
Posted by: Madison at January 6, 2004 09:37 AM
I don't know, IMDB claims it's the same Howard Dean as the one who appeared on K Street. Someone needs to ask Joe Trippi about this. :)
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