September 08, 2004
Keyes to Obama: Jesus Hates You
Actually if Jesus came back he probably wouldn't be allowed to vote, being a convicted criminal and all.
Keyes: Jesus Wouldn't Vote For Obama
In the latest in a series of controversial remarks, Illinois GOP Senate candidate Alan Keyes said Jesus Christ would not vote for his Democratic opponent, Barack Obama, because of Obama's position on abortion.
"Christ would not vote for Barack Obama because Barack Obama has voted to behave in a way that it is inconceivable for Christ to have behaved," Keyes said. He referred to Obama's votes against anti-abortion legislation...
What I love about Alan Keyes is he understands that the key to comedy is delivering your punchline as if you're dead serious about it.
Can we get Jim Jones to be Alan's sidekick for the rest of the campaign. "Yo Jesus don't even love you dog! Barack, you maaad, doggie!"
Posted by jsmooth995 at September 8, 2004 03:16 PM
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I love when folks feel themselves so much that they believe they can speak for Jesus. Talk about arrogance.
Posted by: Prime at September 8, 2004 09:40 PM
Is this race still even going on? Couldn't Obama go on a statewide killing spree and still win? Keyes can't even win the damn Republican senate primary in Maryland. Should I even be paying attention?
Posted by: tom b. at September 9, 2004 12:34 PM
Amen, Tom B.
I would say Alan Keyes has set black people back 10 years if I thought anyone, black, white or otherwise, even took him seriously.
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