March 30, 2005

GOP Reveals Marketing Alliance with Cam'ron

I think we all knew this was inevitable:

Republican Party Reveals 'No Homo' Alliance With Cam'ron

Days after McDonald's announced they would pay rappers for mentioning Big Macs, the GOP revealed their own efforts to promote the conservative agenda through rap lyrics.

RNC Chair Ken Mehlman said their most successful partnership thus far is with the rapper Cam'ron, who agreed to promote traditional family values by popularizing the GOP-conceived slogan "no homo."

According to Mehlman, "Cam'ron receives $5 whenever the phrase is heard on TV or radio, and in what has proved the most lucrative part of the deal, he gets $1 every time "no homo" appears in an internet weblog."

Without revealing details, the RNC chair confirmed that further alliances are in the works. "When we tried similar deals with certain reporters and columnists, that pesky 'journalistic integrity' thing kept getting in the way. But integrity is clearly not an issue with these rappers, and we plan to take full advantage of that."

In related news, disgraced columnist Armstrong Williams now hopes to pursue a rap career, and has signed with Koch Entertainment to release his debut album entitled "Licensed to Shill."

Posted by jsmooth995 at March 30, 2005 01:51 PM | TrackBack
Comments

OMG, this is pathetic. Who the hell is going to buy an Armstrong Williams record? LOL! As for Cam, he has really lost what little respect I had for him to begin with.

Posted by: rsull at March 30, 2005 01:45 PM

WTF? Are you serious? Damn...leaves me near angry, but glad I pirated Killa's last album...

Fo sho.

Posted by: Mike at March 30, 2005 03:45 PM

At first I thought you were posting a Byron Crawford article. But this is serious stuff. Er, no it isn't. But it's funny. Maybe Cam'ron will be assassinated by the Rainbow Coalition. Wait... wasn't he wearing a purple outfit on his album cover? Oh, the contradictions!

Posted by: eric at March 30, 2005 04:04 PM

I have inadvertently made Cam wealthy.

Posted by: matt at March 30, 2005 04:10 PM

April Fool's Joke?
It has to be.

Posted by: Jordan at March 30, 2005 05:24 PM

Eric, nah, no bol-o.. glad you're still around, i never got around to giving you your props when you went on hiatus, cuz I was caught up in the hot97 stuff.

You're right Jordan I should ahve waited till april 1st to post this.

Posted by: Jay Smooth at March 30, 2005 06:04 PM

I've heard rumors that Cam'ron is a closeted rapper. If the rumors have any substance, then this is merely a ploy to make him seem more "hetero" to his fan base.

I mean, Cam'ron is sort of a pretty boy...

Posted by: James at March 30, 2005 06:15 PM

I clicked the link and was bounced to the Business week article about McDonalds...

Posted by: leanne at March 30, 2005 06:27 PM

thanks jay... i finally broke down and got a day job. and here i am, on the job. I'm still on hiatus from blog stuff, but I'll be overhauling the regional section of the Stink Zone, which has been severely crippled by spam.

Here's to steady pay, my own office, a 20" monitor... and a door!

Posted by: eric at March 30, 2005 06:58 PM

Cam is most definitely a homo thug. I mean, he rocks pink :)

***Look out for who you look up to & what they really stand for***

Posted by: Skillion at March 31, 2005 10:57 AM

that biz week link says nothing of the GOP, nor camron.

do you have any legitimate sources? b/c this is spreading fast.. i got a call from my boy in law school in nj, and im in atl.

thanks!

Posted by: damebenz at March 31, 2005 11:03 AM

They're trying real hard to keep it quiet, but I hear that the President's twin daughters, Jenna and Barbara, will be featured dancers in Cam's next video. The person who told me this was at the shoot and said that the twins were wearing purple latex catsuits! Hott!!!

Posted by: Jesse at March 31, 2005 12:03 PM

forget the fact that he may be gay, but the gop said that they are using rappers because they have no integrity!!! how blatently can you say rappers have no values, they may as well say black people have no values...why didn't they ask kid rock to do it?

Posted by: MACIE at April 8, 2005 01:06 PM

MACIE-

I imagine Kid Rock fans already vote GOP...

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