November 18, 2009

Santas Lobby: H1N1 Vaccine For Christmas!

Merry vaccines to all, and to all a flu shot, is what America's Santa Clauses are hoping for this year, as the Santas lobby for H1N1 vaccines to be delivered early for them, so they can stave off the many germs that come with all the young kids soon to inhabit their laps.

The Santas are hoping parents will keep sick kids at home, but in the meantime they are stocking up on hand sanitizer, taking lots of vitamins and doing anything else they can to keep their health up as the little kid germ invasion gets set to launch. Hopefully they won't be bringing home any swine flu back with the reindeer. Ok I'm all out of bad puns now.

Santas Lobby: H1N1 Vaccine For Christmas!

Forget cookies and milk. Santa wants the swine flu vaccine. Many of the nation's Santas want to be given priority for the vaccine and not just because of those runny-nosed kids. There's also the not-so-little matter of that round belly. Research has suggested obesity could be a risk factor...

Santas Lobby: H1N1 Vaccine For Christmas!

Posted at November 18, 2009 6:59 AM

would you rather give out cookies and milk instead or you can give santa chemicale to enject into a human body its your choce

Posted by: ben at November 18, 2009 8:09 PM

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