September 8, 2010

Breast Enlarging Ringtone 2010 (VIDEO)

A cell phone ringtone that makes your breasts bigger by listening to it?

This has been proclaimed for years by a Japanese man, that he discovered a way to cause breast enlargement through a ringtone. And this week the story is back for 2010,

According to "The idea behind this ringtone is a subliminal baby crying although you won't hear the actual baby noises but the brain will interpret the sound as a baby crying. Hmmm, so all the women working at nurseries have huge boobs?"

The ringtone is called a Rockmelon and you are supposed to listen to it many times a day so your breasts can grow larger, without getting cosmetic surgery for breast implants. Anyone ready to test it for us? In the name of science.

Breast Enlarging Ringtone 2010

So Hideto Tomabechi, one of the guys who helped deprogram members of the Aum Shinrikyo cult in Japan, has started selling a ringtone that he says will make your breasts grow larger just by listening to it, something which should make it very popular with the ladies (guys, you're gonna want to carry some earplugs just in case). Fortunately there are customer testimonials in case you were worried about this thing being legit or not, and Tomabechi says it's really simple, that he just uses sounds that "make the brain and body move unconsciously. It's a technique involving subliminal effects," that's like "positive brainwashing."

Breast Enlarging Ringtone 2010

Posted at September 8, 2010 6:03 AM