February 14, 2005

Fossilized Kris Kross Website Unearthed by Archeologists

Behold the anthropological marvel of this ancient Kris Kross website, miraculously preserved by Sony Music in its original state since 1996. Gaze in wonderment at the monstrously pixelated graphics! The downloadable AIFF files!! The seizure-inducing backgrounds!

Let's see how long it takes Sony to wake up now and delete these pages.

(from here, sent to me by him)

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HAHAHA.

Posted by: Jose 3030 at February 14, 2005 9:46 AM

wow. i shudder to think how this thing was unearthed . . .

Posted by: the crossfader at February 14, 2005 1:55 PM

LOL! i actually went to college with one of the kris' brothers. i cant remember his name, but we worked at the university of virginia chemistry library together when i was a hippie and wearing grateful dead skirts and birkenstock sandals. he used to tell me that his brother who was 13 at the time had a 17 yo girlfriend (of course).

Posted by: irina at February 14, 2005 2:57 PM

Wow this is so old. I forgot they existed. haha.
Bring back fond memories. The good old days when hiphop and rap music was fun to listen too without all the violence. When the world was a better place. Thanks for unearthin this. I wonder what these guys are doing now.

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Posted by: Twinkle at February 15, 2005 12:49 AM

hilarious! aren't they too young to have that cleavage-bearing gal in between them?

Posted by: Selene at February 15, 2005 6:05 AM

Dang, that was the best Sony could do in 1996? Don't hate on the aiff or wav files mp3's weren't around yet lol.

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Posted by: raizethedead at February 17, 2005 10:50 PM

I think they were awesome. I too would like to know what they're doing now. I don't care what anyone has to say about them, because they paved the way for all these young rappers to be who they are today. You should never mock an icon... you never know what they'll be doing in the future that may make you bite your tongue.

Posted by: sploosh at February 26, 2005 11:50 AM

I was just wondering if Kris Smith died of luekemia, I had heard a rumor about it years ago. I tried to research but there is not much information out there about kris kross anymore. Thanks!

Posted by: Christina at March 1, 2005 5:16 PM

Chris smith is fine as hell and he aint dead o lay off that bullsh#t

Posted by: Iesha at March 20, 2005 4:08 PM

It wasn't chris Smith. it was Chris Kelly who people were saying died. I don't know if that was true. I think he has leukemia tho. I have been a huge fan of theirs and have been trying to get an update on them. I miss them so much. I wish they were doing something...anything in the spotlight....The surreal life.....something.

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